technicolor dreams — WHY THE SIGNS ARE STILL SINGLE

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WHY THE SIGNS ARE STILL SINGLE

  • Aries: You're loud and scary and it makes people uncomfortable
  • Taurus: Will u ever love someone as much as food? no
  • Gemini: People can't seem to take you seriously
  • Cancer: You are way too guarded and isolate yourself
  • Leo: You're looking for someone who will love you more than you love yourself which is hard to find
  • Virgo: You're shy as heck which sometimes gives off the wrong impression
  • Libra: You!!! flirt!!! with!!! everyone!!!
  • Scorpio: You intimidate the shit out of people
  • Sagittarius: You're a player and people don't wanna get seriously involved.
  • Capricorn: You never really smile and look scary a lot
  • Aquarius: Seem unapproachable
  • Pisces: You don't know how to how to compose yourself and giggle too much which scares people. R u laughing at them?
Scorpio tbh

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#Scorpio #tbh